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This is my mailbag, where I answer questions from you, the concerned American voting public. Send me your questions about me and my campaign, your comments, your concerns, your complaints, your spiteful flames, your shameless praise, whatever, and I'll answer them here.

Ask Yumiko a Question

Recent Questions (most recent questions are at the bottom):

Here we have a question from Death Himself straight out of the Netherworld:

Topic: Dead Roaming the Earth

What isss your opinnnnion on the deeaaaad roaming the Earth with the living, kiiiillling anyone they pleeeeassssse?

Ummm... I think I'd have to say I'm against this. I mean, seeing that you're Death and all, I respect your opinion, but if something like that happened I'm afraid I'd have to lay the smack down and show the wretched undead who the world belongs to. I'm sure you understand.

Next question is from our good friend, TJ Combo:

Topic: I'm gonna beat you up

I'm gonna beat you up without you even being able to move.

Hahaha, yeah right. I'd like to see you try, bitch. I've got two words for you, my button-mashing friend:

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Eminem, of all people, asks me this question:

Topic: music

yo, if you were da pr-pr-pr-pr-pres-ident, would you mandate a cd to be made that had vanessa mae doing electric violin to an orbital song (with orbital), and trent reznor doing sound effects/composing of a few of the songs?

Only if Weird Al and Nobuo Uematsu could get in on the action too.

PS: I'd also do my best to mandate that Eminem shuts up, or at least stops releasing music.

SPAIN's very own Vega writes us as well:

Topic: Street Fighting

question/comment/concern: What is your stance on legalized street fighting for competition?

I'm all for something like this. In fact, I'd be in favor of a Constitutional amendment defending the right to pick fights -- all in the spirit of genuine competition, of course.

Picking fights with people in the streets is a great way to relieve stress (for the spectators as well as the competitors), which is something we as a nation harbor way too much of. In addition, Street fighting strengthens and enriches a community, whether they are following the career of a young hopeful from down the street, cheering on their neighbors, or just simply watching, joining in the excitement along with the family down the street that you haven't talked to in years -- and we can't ignore the stimulus this would be to local economies, either, with an increased demand for fitness clubs and emergency medical attention. And if you're not convinced yet, think of the rich cultural exchanges that occur as, say, the cop from New Orleans pits his boxing moves against a Boston software engineer's judo training -- and it doesn't have to stop at the US borders, either. Street fighting can bring us all together, old and young, rich and poor, male and female, all colors and all faiths, nurturing the spirit of unity that the world could really use.