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Yumiko on the Issues

Top Issues

• Junk Mail Must Stop

Economic Issues

• Stealth Economics
• Business is Evil
• Microsoft Must Be Destroyed

Territorial Issues

• Handing Territory to the Sioux
• Do We Really Need Texas?
• We Could So Take the Carribean

Reform Issues

• Approval Voting is the Way of the Ninja
• Unicode is the Future

Environmental Issues

• SUV's are Evil

Educational Issues

• Standardized Testing is a Sham
• The Conspiracies Within

Constitutional Issues

• Your 2nd Amendment Rights
• Your 3rd Amendment Rights
• The 18th and 21st Amendments

Social Issues

• Zero Tolerance for Incompetence
• Television is Evil

Miscellaneous Issues

• Political Party Affiliation
• The Old Milwaukee Brewers Logo was So Much Better than the New One.