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Yumiko on Educational Issues

Standardized Testing is a Sham

Every time you hear one of the big guns talking about education in the country, they will, almost without fail, bring up "American students blah blah lower blah blah test." Blah blah blah YOU'RE DUMB. I think it's really ironic for a species that generally touts itself as being the most intelligent on its home planet to have such a pathetically poor grasp on what intelligence is. There is no possible "standard" method of testing an individual's intelligence. Yet that doesn't stop the scantron-crazed freaks, wielding number 2 pencils and grasping at shady statistics. Under a Yumiko reign -- er, administration, such tests would be swiftly abolished.

The Conspiracies Within

Most people don't know this because they haven't been involved first-hand with an educational institution for a while, and if they have, they have fallen victim to the brainwashing. The truth is, whether it be elementary schools or universities, there's a lot more than education going on behind the scenes. Especially at this place. The whole mess of them are hotbeds of conspiracies, run by "The Man," designed to perpetuate "The System," and oppress the masses.