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The Campaign Trail

1/23/01 -- Gaze Upon my Opposition!

As most of you already know, George W. Bush was sworn in as US President this weekend. And since he'll most certainly be running for re-election when his current term is up, that means that I must defeat him (among others) in order to claim my position in 2004. So, let's take a look at him, and see what he has to say...

President Bush Says: "I am so not amused. You watch your back, Yumiko, because I've got your number, and for the next four years, you can campaign all you want, but I'm still gonna be in charge."

It sounds like somebody wants the noise. I guess it's never too early to start digging up dirt, so I better get started. And I better figure out who the Democrats are going to try so I can start taking shots at him, too.