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The Campaign Trail

1/16/01: Hi there!

While I was interviewing all the different presidential candidates for the last election, all the while I was thinking, "Hey, I bet I could do better than any of these guys," and here I am -- running for President of the United States of America for 2004.

Of course, it wasn't an easy decision to make... from what I hear, running for president pretty much eats your time up like nothing else, and I was afraid that it might cut into my training time too much. But when I sat down to think about it, I realized that all of their spirits were weak, and could easily be vanquished by a ninja like myself. And besides, I had always been meaning to get back into my old hobby of global domination, what better first step could I take than to become President of the United States of America?

So, I talked to this guy I know who makes web pages, he agreed to be my campaign manager, and the two of us sat down and put together a campaign site.

Oh, those of you who don't know me will probably want to check out my bio first since you're probably already completely lost.