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Yumiko on Constitutional Issues

Your 2nd Amendment Rights

I support the right for citizens to bear and keep arms... but guns are just too easy, and their use, sale, and manufacture shall be discontinued under my administration. We are fully prepared to offer lessons in swordfighting, martial arts, archery, jousting, and the like, in order to make for a smooth transition.

Your 3rd Amendment Rights

I also support the right for citizens to deny quarter to any soldier during times of peace or war. Ninja may roam the streets if I become president, but never shall they ask to spend the night.

The 18th and 21st Amendments

I say we get rid of the 21st amendment, effectively re-instating the 18th amendment. The first time around, it was a good idea, but it just didn't work out, for one reason: we didn't have ninja at our disposal to keep the gangsters in check! This time, we'll do prohibition the right way -- with the ever-vigilant eye of the ninja warrior.