Round Robin Match 1
Highlights
Optimus Prime uncontested
In the mysterious Dimension X, Krang had gathered Shredder and
the foot soldiers together and was in the middle of talking
about how great and powerful he was and what his master plan
was, when a portal opened and he was run over by a semi.
Cubbi Wins in All-Bear Showdown
Often theorized, the eternal Gummi Bear / Care Bear battle
was finally put to the test. Cubbi was visited by Share Bear
since he was pouting about "wanting to be a real knight" again,
but he didn't stand for that "Care Bear Stare" business, but
downed some Gummiberry Juice and bounced around the room and
divebombed into Share Bear's cutesy tummy.
Threat from Year 52XX Neutralized
Captain Kvor Arrlson, sent on a crusade to the planet Shakuras
to "educate" the misguided Protoss about the Glory of Kosra never
counted on the Terran Jimmy Raynor to get in his way. Raynor,
who "just didn't feel like dealing with yet another alien invasion,"
called in a nuclear strike on Arrlson's ship the second it showed
up as a blip in the command center.
Uni, Piro Break Webcomic Curse
Competing under the shadows of last year's failure to see
a single win from the genre, victories by Uni and Piro
proved that webcomic characters actually can win a match
here at Fight Fest. Schlock, Largo, and Gabe, however,
had no such fortune.
Zerg Queen feels hatred... but not nearly enough.
The self-appointed Queen of Blades, in an attempt to infest
the DEATH STAR, a secret imperial weapon with the power
to destroy an entire planet, was confronted by the Sith Master.
In a hard-to-follow display of way too much psionic storm and
force lightning, Palpatine emerged unscathed while beating the
living pulp out of Kerrigan. As Palpatine cackles, Kerrigan
awaits her rebirth into the swarm.
Full Results
Ballots cast: 9
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Aragorn, son of Arathorn (14) def. Connor Macleod (2)
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Dominic Toretto (5) def. Largo (4)
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