Round 6

Obi-Wan Kenobi 20, Indiana Jones 8

Indiana Jones's continuous search of lost relics eventually brought him to the thought-to-be-fabled Nockmaar Castlen (from Willow), the resting place of some hideously evil artifact or another.

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far, away, Obi-Wan Kenobi felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a great evil was about to be awakened, and he, too headed to the dark castle.

The two met up in the bowels of the castle. "It would be foolish to go any further. The Dark Side is strong here," Obi-Wan called out.

Indy just shook his head. "Ah, just superstitious nonsense. Look, I've been from one side of this planet to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me beleive there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Now get out of the way."

"Not one step further."

"Well, then, how are you going to stop me?"

Obi-Wan demonstrates how by doing some spins and flips and cool lightsaber stuff, for about a minute, and then he force-throws some random stuff against a wall. Indy just pulled out his gun and shot Obi-Wan, who deflected the bullet effortlessly. And the next bullet, and the one after that, then he turns to Indy, and says "Sleep... now." while doing that Jedi Mind Trick hand thing, and Indy fell to the ground unconscious.

Li Mu Bai 14, Jackie Chan 8

Li Mu Bai flew from the Wudan temple into the Valparaiso Super Wal-Mart, around the time that Jackie Chan just happened to be in the area. The two met up in the Automotive department, as Li Mu Bai drew Green Destiny and Jackie Chan reached for an AquaTread tire. Jackie put up a great improv fight, but his tire hacked to pieces in the process. Weaponless, Jackie just knocked the tire rack over, sending them all rolling towards the Wudan fighter, and ran towards the toys section.

Li Mu Bai, fighting the tires for a while but then giving up and just flying over them all, headed into toys and found Jackie standing in a cart reaching for a Super Soaker 80,000, which, by the laws of action movies, was fully loaded. Jackie blasted Mu Bai, throwing him backwards but also rocketing Jackie and the cart across the store. When Li Mu Bai caught up, Jackie showed off some nice cart fu, but eventually the cart was cut in half too, so he eyed up the nearby kitchenwares section.

"Go ahead," Li Mu Bai challenged, grinning, "Take your pick. I'll wait."

Jackie grabbed a Giant Spatula of Death, and smacked Li Mu Bai in the face with it, but then Li returned the favor with Green Destiny, which pretty much ended things for Jackie.

William Wallace 12, El Mariachi 10

Discouraged by his defeat at Mos Eisley, El Mariachi headed to a Scottish pub, where he soon ran into William Wallace. "Aye. Ye don' look so well."

"I have just killed very many people."

"All men die. Not all men truly live. Do you want to fight?"

At that, El Mariachi reached into his guitar case and pointed a hand cannon at Wallace. "That's not very sporting of ye, " the Scotsman said as he took out a claymore and chopped El Mariachi's arms off.

Bach 15, Link II 14

Bach, after his Cathedral had crumbled during the previous fight, flew off and found a new home... meanwhile, after the fight in the Lost Woods, Link quickly headed back to Sanctuary to rest up -- only to find the old man there lying dead and a pipe organ on top of him.

"I am BAAAAAAAAAAACH," Johann Sebastian proclaimed, and played a song called "Hey! Listen!!", a fugal variation on the Zelda V overworld theme, which evoked painful ancestral memories in the Hylian Knight's heart, shattering his soul almost instantly.

Additional Placement Rounds

Megaman 16, Samus 6

Frodo 16, Lancelot 12

Zaphod 12, Vanessa-Mae 10

Weird Al 19, FDR 8