Round 4

Obi-Wan 26, Zaphod 2
Zaphod, enjoying the kick from his recent surprise victory and feeling invinicible, shuttled off to Coruscant to face Obi-Wan on his own turf. At his press conference aboard the Heart of Gold, he told people "he felt like the luckiest guy in the universe." But, in Obi-Wan's experience, there is no such thing as luck. The ability to pull from nowhere chance happenings is insignificant next to the power of the Force, Obi-Wan proved as he lightsabered Zaphod's Kill-O-Zap™ pistol in twain before he had a chance to make a witty remark.

El Mariachi 21, Samus 5
After his visit to Clock Town, El Mariachi followed Bucho's trail to -- don't ask me why -- Planet Zebes, where he happened to run into Samus Aran, and wasted no time in starting a fight. Him with his guitar case, and her with her power armor, both with guns ablaze, put up a firefight charring the bizarre alien landscape. In the end, despite the galactic bounty hunter's spin moves and exotic alien weaponry, El Mariachi took the fight since he just looked too good on film.

Indy 13, Megman 10
On a nameless polynesian island, Megaman readied the Snake Man gun and followed the archaeologist Indiana Jones into an all-but forgotten ruin. One look at the robotic boy and Indy let instinct take over -- and ran like hell, knowing he was outmatched. It seemed as if Megaman, blasting his way through ancient corridors, had a sure victory in hand, until Indy stumbled onto the island's treasure room: a room completely plastered with those spiky robot killer spheres, and the day was his.

William Wallace 19, Vanessa-Mae 4
Music soothes the savage beast, or so Vanessa-Mae thought... cracking under pressure, the violinist decided to play the soothing melody of "I'm a Doun," overlooking the fact that the scottish folk song it was based off of merely envigorated Wallace, making him nearly invincible.
Wallace, at a press conference after the match, said "FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"

Jackie Chan 23, Weird Al 3
Weird Al must have been daydreaming or something, as he broke into Jackie's home during the middle of the night and just screamed "AAAAUH!" for a while, until Jackie got tired of it and started hitting him with the first thing he could reach, a lampstand that was still plugged into the wall. Al went from "AAAAUH!" to "oooohh..." as he quickly realized this was a fight he could not win, jumped through a second story window, and ran away screaming.

Link III 19, Frodo 6
Link warped into the Shire to seek a battle with Frodo, and immediately the Master Sword responded to the dark power of the One Ring, giving the Hylian an edge over the Hobbit from the beginning. Frodo tried, in vain, to use the ring to hide himself in invisibilty, but Link donned the cape and ducked out of sight as well. A few quick flames from the magic lamp, and Frodo was as visible as ever, and at the complete mercy of Link.

J.S. Bach 20, Lancelot 9
Sir Lancelot took up a post outside a German cathedral, watching his plan unfold. He had constructed a hollow organ, and left it outside the cathedral doors, as a 'gift' for Bach. "You see," he explained to onlookers as it was wheeled inside, "Bach will take this pipe organ inside, and then when he starts to play it, I will jump out and take him by surprise."
"Wait... uh, who did you say would jump out of the organ?" asked one onlooker.
"I Wi--" stuttered Lancelot as the pipe organ was catapulted out of the cathedral, crushing him.

Li Mu Bai 22, FDR 5
Li Mu Bai snuck into the White House in the middle of the night, armed with Green Destiny, and there really wasn't much of a fight at all. Not even the newest of New Deals was able to give FDR an edge.