Round 1

U.S. track skills no match for Wudan flying skills
Li Mu Bei shuts out Marion Jones with an unequaled score of 22-0. Jones, in a press conference after the match, claimed that Li is "nothing without Green Destiny," and invited him to bring the noise in Athens, 2004.

General Tso wins all-China battle in final rounds
A last-minute ballot tipped the scales in the General's favor in his battle against Chun Li. Several judges are being investigated on counts of bribery by tasty chicken dishes prior to the event; all have denied the allegations.

He can Tune... hey... uh, can he?
John Murdoch was off his game as he was defeated in an upset this round. Murdoch, who has the power to alter reality by will alone scored but four points against Megaman's fifteen. Perhaps he has yet to learn to command his powers... I don't know, best excuse I could think up.

Help me Mario! My mad skillz are in another castle...
Toad, a humble Mushroom Retainer, was owned by the Dark Templar Zeratul in one of the quickest matches of the day. Shortly after the battle started, Toad was heard squealing, "Oh no, there's some invisible dude totally kicking my ass!"