Existential Quandrae

(Before archiving started in late February, many are missing.)

To break out of the samsara cycle... is that anything like the Atari game "Breakout?"
If the Zerg swarm infested a Pokémon, would the overmind be overtaken by the urge, "Gotta assimilate 'em all?"
Who would win in a fight -- Ametasaru, Durga, Artemis, or Nayru?
Who would win in a fight, Ditto or Shang Tsung?
If one were to look at the reflection of the Death Star in a pond, would they still die?
Why does Tim Knowles suck so much?
What would modern science be like had Einstein listened to Occam?
Mark Ritter.
Why didn't Patos al Ataque sell more copies than it did?
Had Martin Luther been a student of Satoshi Taijiri, would he have written 150 theses, in two groups of 139 theses each, plus a secret 151st thesis you could only hear from Luther himself at special promotional events?
If the Invisible Man had a pet chameleon, what color would it be when it perched on his shoulder?
What was John Phillip Sousa thinking when he wrote "Stars and Stripes Forever?" Moreover, what the hell was America thinking when they liked it so much??
Who would win in a fight (by falling asleep last), a Stranger or a Jigglypuff?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Is it possible for Ky to write an Existential Quandry without making some obscure video game reference?
If the invisible man had a pet chameleon, what color would it be?
"My name's Bob Dole. Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole. Bob Dole." -- Bob Dole... Does this mean that Bob Dole is the missing Pokémon #252?
MAN IS MORTAL.

The Archiving Begins, officially, starting Feb. 26, 2000

When ninjas get x-rays taken, does it develop as just completely blank?
Who would win in a fight, Chris Hazard or the Dukes of Hazard?
If space and time are curved, does that mean it's easier to get a good grade on a cosmology test?
What would happen if Congress got a new amendment to the constitution passed that repealed the 28th amendment?
Who would win in a fight, the Last of the Ancients or the Last of the Mohicans?
Who would win in a corporate war, Kia or Nokia?
What would happen if you shined a solar powered flashlight into a mirror?
If Mount Everest wasn't there, would George Mallory still have climbed it?
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What would happen if the Zerg Swarm infested one of the Borg?
Can you exceed the speed of light in the state of Montana?
Who would win in a fight, Q*bert or Q (from Star Trek) ?
What was up with that 'midichlorian' crap, anyway?
WHERE IS THE CITADEL?
If you were on an interstellar space flight (travelling at the speed of light, of course), would it still be possible to watch an in-flight movie?
Hippie is 21.
Who would have won in a middle school student senate election, Sara Lee or Raymond?
Who would win in a fight, William Wallace or William Plummer?
If you shot someone with a tachyon beam, wouldn't you have to aim at where they were just a moment ago in order to hit them?
Wouldn't it be cool if you wrote a program that did all output using core dumps?
Is the Dow fundamentally related to the Dao?
The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?
Must one really catch them *all* ?
What happens if you give up Lent for Lent?
Do any of you have a good reason why you can't see the Luce Band concert today at 3:00 in Duesenberg?
If Cloud Strife and Connor MacLeoud fought in Cloud City, who would win?
If Razhagal hooked up with Rauru, just how internally torn between light and darkness would their children be?
If Carmen Sandiego hooked up with Waldo, would anyone be able to find their children?
If Link hooked up with Lara Croft, would their children ever be able to walk in a straight line?
If Minus hooked up with Catherine Zeta Jones, would hell freeze over right then and there?
Hey, what's up?
Has anyone considered translating the Code of Hammurabi into Morse Code?
Who would win in a fight, DMC or DFC?
If you send junk e-mail on a simulated MIPS processor, is it called Spim-Spamming?
Had Morpheus's computer thing supported OpenGL, could he have just used glPopMatrix() and avoided the whole Keanu Reaves thing?
Who would win in a fight, Cosmo Kramer or Edea Kramer?
Who would win in a fight, Boss Nass or King Zora?
Had Lucas been around at the time, would Jesus' last words on the cross have been "Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine!" ?
Which would win in a fight, the One True God, the Four Noble Truths, the Five Pillars of Islam, the Seven Deadly Sins, or the Eightfold Path?
If Prof. Hume took over for St. Peter, would everyone be stuck in purgatory forever?
Why can't real life be more like Lolo?
If a Ninja had a pet chameleon, would it too blend into the shadows, stealth as its ally?
What is this Density 21.5 song that Ky talks about so much, and does it really live up to all he says it is? (find out today at 4:00 in Duesenberg at the Math/CS spring concert)
If a chameleon took a hit of LSD, would his skin change to the colors he was smelling and hearing?
How the hell did Surma get a job teaching; furthermore, why hasn't he yet been roasted on a spit?
Who decided to name a fraternity after tranparency, the golden ratio, and a brand of watch?
What's up with these stupid Omnipod things they gave us?
Which would win in a fight, Omnipod [http://www.omnipod.com] or Metapod [http://www.pokemon.com/pokedex/pokedex_011.htm] ?
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
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Would the United States really lose anything if they gave Texas to Mexico?
If Kirby fought Air Man (from Mega Man 2), just what exactly would happen?