Internet Censorship

Most people think censorship should be used to keep somehow immoral material from being publicized. I think it should be used to keep somehow annoying material from my computer.

Here's what I think we should be censoring on the net:

• The <Blink> Tag
• PeOpLe WhO mAkE a HaBiT oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS
• Any page that takes more than 3 minutes to load (4 if it's really good)
• Adds for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Microsoft
• CAPS LOCK
• People I don't like
• Pages that won't load unless you have their preferred browser or screen resolution.
• when 20 links on a search engine result list go to the same page, yet none of them work
• Frames pages that open up other peoples' pages inside their own frames
• Animated Banners
• That stupid ad window that Geocities forces onto your page
• Xoom Bar
• People who list the mp3's that they have but don't have links to them
• Lists of links to files on other servers, especially when 80% of them don't work
• the "Our picture on our page" webring and the "We're on 10 Webrings" webring
• the word "Kewl"

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