Welcome to the Interdimensional House of Pancakes
Circa 1996
Here at IdHOP, you will find the finest selection of articles on everything from video games to historical analyses of the Gummi Bears, streesed out flautists to the reason why Machiavelli is the root of all that is wrong with the world. You will find communist versions of classic children's games, and oracles that know you better than you know yourself. You will find a button that cannot be clicked, some meaningless raw binary, and exclusive interviews with presidential candidates. You will not find any pancakes. Enjoy your stay!
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