Highlights
Call on Field Overturned by Power of Grayskull
Brett Favre, playing for an NFL Eternia exhibition game, was charged in mid game by He-Man and skewered with the Power Sword. Officials had originally ruled that it was pass interference or some such thing, but this was overturned after a bit more violence ensued.
John Madden, despite protests, came out of retirement to explain to us that “Fight Fest is a game you don’t often win when you’ve lost to your opponent.”
Éowyn defends Edoras from Ninjas
Ayane, the Lavendar Kunoichi, had infiltrated the city of Edoras with the intent of stealing some horses for her ninja clan. As she entered the royal stable, confident in the stealthiness of her entrance, thought to herself, “no man could have possibly seen me.” The shieldmaiden Éowyn was standing right behind her at the time, and beheaded her, pointing out to the ninja that she was, in fact, no man.
Kirby meets Jayne
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