Highlights

Call on Field Overturned by Power of Grayskull
Brett Favre, playing for an NFL Eternia exhibition game, was charged in mid game by He-Man and skewered with the Power Sword. Officials had originally ruled that it was pass interference or some such thing, but this was overturned after a bit more violence ensued.

John Madden, despite protests, came out of retirement to explain to us that “Fight Fest is a game you don’t often win when you’ve lost to your opponent.”

Éowyn defends Edoras from Ninjas
Ayane, the Lavendar Kunoichi, had infiltrated the city of Edoras with the intent of stealing some horses for her ninja clan. As she entered the royal stable, confident in the stealthiness of her entrance, thought to herself, “no man could have possibly seen me.” The shieldmaiden Éowyn was standing right behind her at the time, and beheaded her, pointing out to the ninja that she was, in fact, no man.

Kirby meets Jayne

Full Results (17 ballots submitted)
Terra Final Fantasy VI	17	Lola Run Lola Run	9
Leela Futurama	24	Canary Rainbow Brite	2
Felicia Darkstalkers	9	Izuna Izuna	8
Rash Battletoads	17	Crash Crash Bandicoot	7
Flash The Flash	20	Ashe Final Fantasy XII	6
Vash Trigun	20	Slash Guns N’ Roses	7
Cameron Terminator	23	Courtney Ratchet & Clank	6
Boomer Battlestar Galactica	17	Rachael Blade Runner	9
Seven of Nine Star Trek: Voyager	13	Bloodberry Saber Marionette J	12
Yuna Final Fantasy X	21	Anibelle The Wotch	6
Seong Mi-na Soul Calibur	17	Vanessa Luminous Arc	6
Éowyn Lord of the Rings	20	Ayane Dead or Alive	8
Faith Buffy	12	Ami Machine Girl	4
CJ Grand Theft Auto	11	Ben Full Throttle	7
Meta Knight Kirby’s Dream Land	14	Punisher The Punisher	12
WALL-E WALL-E	15	Gadget Inspector Gadget	14
Gruffi Gummi Bears	12	Melora Rasputina	1
Julie Echo	13	Mr. Met The New York Mets	4
Simba The Lion King	22	Mouth Darkwing Duck	2
George & Oscar Arrested Development	15	Andy 40-Year-Old Virgin	10
Bald Bull Punch-Out!!	17	Mr. Krabs Spongebob	5
Squirtle Pokémon	13	Bunny O’Justice Killer Bunnies	9
Green Arrow Green Arrow	23	Ariel The Little Mermaid	7
Scorpion Mortal Kombat	22	Elora Spyro the Dragon	4
Ender Ender’s Game	16	Rand The Wheel of Time	12
Little Prince The Little Prince	11	Richard Rahl The Sword of Truth	7
Raistlin Dragonlance	12	Elric Elric of Melniboné	8
Adama Battlestar Galactica	15	Conan Conan	14
Moon Knight Moon Knight	14	Buck Rogers Amazing Stories	9
Elastigirl The Incredibles	21	Napoleon Napoleon Dynamite	10
Man With No Name A Fistful of Dollars	30	Curly The Three Stooges	2
Tyler Fight Club	22	The Godfather The Godfather	6
He-Man Masters o/t Universe	25	Favre Green Bay Packers	5
Domino Domino	14	Lucy D.E.B.S.	3
Payne Final Fantasy X-2	15	Bliss Whip It!	6
Starbuck Battlestar Galactica	17	May/Walsh U.S. Volleyball	11
Dr. Horrible Dr. Horrible	18	Tron Bonne Megaman Legends	7
Ridley Metroid	16	Skeletor Masters o/t Universe	12
Dr. Doom Fantastic Four	23	Composite Santa Robot Chicken	5
Kirby Kirby’s Dream Land	16	Jayne Firefly	13
Dr. McNinja Dr. McNinja	16	Cpt. Hilts The Great Escape	9
Rorschach Watchmen	21	Aslan Chronicles of Narnia	10