Highlights
Flash smashes Crash
Crash, while being brash, tried to dash with the cash in a sash with some hash -- but the Flash bashed Crash. Crash lashed and thrashed, but Flash slashed Crash, leaving a gash, then mashed the hash into the trash and returned the cash to its stash.
Composite Santa defends North Pole hideout from rag-tag band of Pirates
Tron Bonne, on a treasure hunt in the Arctic Circle, ran into Composite Santa Claus -- who is, of course, one half Santa and one half Frosty the Snowman (I don't know what his powers are, but he creeps me right the fuck out). Tron's armored assault vehicle, the Gustaff, malfunctioned and was tragically unable to achieve temperatures above 32°F -- Composite Santa's only weakness.
Planet Express Delivers on Schedule
In what was supposed to be a routine delivery to Narshe, Leela encountered the Falcon, and the members of the Returners on board assumed that Planet Express was some kind of evil Empire plot and attacked. Though it was a hard-fought battle between Terra and Leela, Leela won in the end with a cheap-shot to the face.
Curly hits Tyler as hard as he can, then gets maimed
Curly Howard, along with his brothers, found themselves on a zany adventure which ended up with them being involved in an underground street fighting club. While Curly tried to fight Tyler with slapstick ear-pulling and eye-poking, Tyler just fought dirty and beat him to a lifeless pulp in response.