Highlights

Flash smashes Crash
Crash, while being brash, tried to dash with the cash in a sash with some hash -- but the Flash bashed Crash. Crash lashed and thrashed, but Flash slashed Crash, leaving a gash, then mashed the hash into the trash and returned the cash to its stash.

Composite Santa defends North Pole hideout from rag-tag band of Pirates
Tron Bonne, on a treasure hunt in the Arctic Circle, ran into Composite Santa Claus -- who is, of course, one half Santa and one half Frosty the Snowman (I don't know what his powers are, but he creeps me right the fuck out). Tron's armored assault vehicle, the Gustaff, malfunctioned and was tragically unable to achieve temperatures above 32°F -- Composite Santa's only weakness.

Planet Express Delivers on Schedule
In what was supposed to be a routine delivery to Narshe, Leela encountered the Falcon, and the members of the Returners on board assumed that Planet Express was some kind of evil Empire plot and attacked. Though it was a hard-fought battle between Terra and Leela, Leela won in the end with a cheap-shot to the face.

Curly hits Tyler as hard as he can, then gets maimed
Curly Howard, along with his brothers, found themselves on a zany adventure which ended up with them being involved in an underground street fighting club. While Curly tried to fight Tyler with slapstick ear-pulling and eye-poking, Tyler just fought dirty and beat him to a lifeless pulp in response.

Full Results (19 ballots submitted)
Leela Futurama	16	Terra Final Fantasy VI	15
Lola Run Lola Run	19	Felicia Darkstalkers	5
Izuna Izuna	13	Canary Rainbow Brite	7
Flash The Flash	22	Crash Crash Bandicoot	7
Vash Trigun	14	Rash Battletoads	8
Slash Guns N’ Roses	17	Ashe Final Fantasy XII	14
Cameron Terminator	23	Boomer Battlestar Galactica	8
Courtney Ratchet & Clank	14	Bloodberry Saber Marionette J	9
Seven of Nine Star Trek: Voyager	23	Rachael Blade Runner	7
Yuna Final Fantasy X	18	Seong Mi-na Soul Calibur	12
Éowyn Lord of the Rings	28	Anibelle The Wotch	3
Ayane Dead or Alive	16	Vanessa Luminous Arc	5
Faith Buffy	18	Ben Full Throttle	8
Meta Knight Kirby’s Dream Land	13	Ami Machine Girl	7
Punisher The Punisher	17	CJ Grand Theft Auto	5
Gadget Inspector Gadget	15	Gruffi Gummi Bears	14
WALL-E WALL-E	32	Mr. Met The New York Mets	5
Julie Echo	8	Melora Rasputina	3
George & Oscar Arrested Development	24	Mouth Darkwing Duck	3
Simba The Lion King	19	Bald Bull Punch-Out!!	11
Andy 40-Year-Old Virgin	21	Mr. Krabs Spongebob	8
Green Arrow Green Arrow	14	Bunny O’Justice Killer Bunnies	11
Scorpion Mortal Kombat	16	Squirtle Pokémon	14
Ariel The Little Mermaid	15	Elora Spyro the Dragon	8
Rand The Wheel of Time	16	Richard Rahl The Sword of Truth	10
Raistlin Dragonlance	17	Ender Ender’s Game	13
Elric Elric of Melniboné	14	Little Prince The Little Prince	12
Conan Conan	22	Buck Rogers Amazing Stories	8
Adama Battlestar Galactica	17	Elastigirl The Incredibles	15
Moon Knight Moon Knight	18	Napoleon Napoleon Dynamite	12
Tyler Fight Club	33	Curly The Three Stooges	2
Man With No Name A Fistful of Dollars	20	He-Man Masters o/t Universe	14
The Godfather The Godfather	22	Favre Green Bay Packers	13
Bliss Whip It!	8	Lucy D.E.B.S.	3
May/Walsh U.S. Volleyball	14	Domino Domino	12
Starbuck Battlestar Galactica	17	Payne Final Fantasy X-2	10
Dr. Horrible Dr. Horrible	19	Ridley Metroid	9
Composite Santa Robot Chicken	11	Tron Bonne Megaman Legends	9
Dr. Doom Fantastic Four	19	Skeletor Masters o/t Universe	11
Kirby Kirby’s Dream Land	23	Dr. McNinja Dr. McNinja	7
Jayne Firefly	18	Aslan Chronicles of Narnia	14
Rorschach Watchmen	25	Cpt. Hilts The Great Escape	6