Fight Fest 2k7: Vengeance on Ice

Results for Tournament Qualifier

Highlights

Khan confronts Gollum
KHAN!

Fruit Fucker slain in 90-minute long gratuitously violent scene
The small, menacing mechanical device known only as the "Fruit Fucker," met a horrifically violent end when it broke into the house of Beatrix Kiddo in search of some apples or pears or something.

When The Bride discovered him inside the house, she drew her katana and started hacking it into mechanical pieces, and... even though it's a robot and not a living organism, the directory decided that there should be blood. Lots of it, apparently...

JFK avoids "Ghost Pirate Crisis"
John F. Kennedy, 35th president of the United States, was called into the White House's situation room as naval intelligence officers reported a fleet of Ghost Pirate Ships, which had emerged, presumably from hell, and were sailing off the coast of Cuba.

The ships were led by none other than Cervantes de Leon, who had returned in search of the legendary cursed blade, Soul Edge. Should he find the sword, it would mean dreadful things, so JFK personally flew out to the Adrian to challenge Cervantes to a duel. And, JFK, who just happened to have secretly gotten a black belt in Jeet Kune Do recently, kicked him in the face repeatedly until he won.


Full Results (21 ballots submitted)
Khan
Star Trek
18 Gollum
Lord of the Rings
15
Gordon
Half-Life
17 Aeon
Aeon Flux
16
The Bride
Kill Bill
29 Fruit Fucker
Penny Arcade
8
Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
19 Sméagol
Lord of the Rings
17
 
Snake Eyes
G.I. Joe
20 Medusa
Greek Mythology
13
Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carribean
25 Jadis
The Chronicles of Narnia
15
JFK
US President
23 Cervantes
Soul Calibur
11
Red XIII
Final Fantasy VII
23 Flea
Chrono Trigger
9