Highlights

Magician Defeats Native Subcon Miniboss
Flea, accomplished magician from the year 600 AD, was trying to enjoy a nice vacation in the dreamy world of Subcon, when she was confronted by the local miniboss, Birdo.

"Birdo, Birdo!" she demanded, as she spit eggs from her mouth in Flea's general direction.

Flea was in no mood to play along with Birdo's usual "pick up those eggs I just threw and throw them at my head" game, so instead she messed Birdo up with some chaos spells, causing her to spit eggs straight into the air until she knocked herself out.

Snake-Eyes Shellshocks Raphael
Snake Eyes, who, for reasons we can only wonder at, went on a quest to hunt down a rumored "Ninja Turtle" named Raphael living in the sewers of Manhattan. Moving silently, he was mere feet from his quarry when his position was betrayed by a squeaking sewer mouse, and Raphael noticed him. However, Snake Eyes had prepared for such an event, and produced a pizza box, and offered it to Raphael.

"Pizza? Radical! What kind did you bring me?" asked Raphael.

Snake Eyes spoke not a word, but instead stabbed Raphael in the eye with his ninjato, and left.

Westley Defeats Sparrow in Much-Anticipated Pirate Showdown
Jack Sparrow, while on the run from the several enemies he had made in his life, found himself blown entirely off course, and wound up swimming around for a while until finally coming ashore on the Cliffs of Insanity near the border of Guilder and Florin. With nowhere else to go, he scaled the cliffs, and came upon the Dread Pireate Roberts himself, who appeared to have just defeated a Spanish swordmaster in battle. Westley caught Jack out of the corner of his eye before heading off. "I can't very well have you following me, either," he sighed, and challenged Jack to a battle. However, as Jack Sparrow tried to assume an intimidating fighting pose, he tripped on a rope and wound up dumbling back down the cliffs.

Westley shrugged, and headded off.

Full Results (18 ballots submitted)
Medusa Greek Mythology	17	Gollum Lord of the Rings	13
Anima Final Fantasy X	18	Tetsuo Akira	10
Zasz Starcraft	18	Voldo Soul Calibur	9
Taki Soul Calibur	18	Rikimaru Tenchu: Stealth Assassins	12
Snake Eyes G.I. Joe	20	Raphael Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	11
Miho Sin City	23	Kasumi Dead or Alive	3
Wolverine X-Men	28	Big Bad Wolf The Three Little Pigs	8
Red XIII Final Fantasy VII	18	Taz Looney Toons	9
Bowser Super Mario Bros.	22	Bucky Get Fuzzy	11
Shuma-Gorath Dr. Strange	17	Chuck Decap Attack	4
The Prince Katamari Damacy	15	Domokun Japan	12
Fruit Fucker Penny Arcade	23	Jones Johnny Mnemonic	6
Flea Chrono Trigger	16	Birdo Super Mario Bros.	8
Ozma Marvelous Land of Oz	12	Ranma Ranma 1/2	7
Hedwig Hedwig and the Angry Inch	14	Larson Venus Envy	3
Leia Return of the Jedi	23	Wicket Return of the Jedi	11
Gau Final Fantasy VI	17	Jabba Return of the Jedi	15
Celes Final Fantasy VI	15	Locke Final Fantasy VI	8
Westley The Princess Bride	19	Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Carribean	10
Hook Peter Pan	16	Lady Sin El Cazador	13
Cervantes Soul Calibur	20	Tetra Zelda: The Wind Waker	11
Bond James Bond	28	Sméagol Lord of the Rings	8
Ling Ling Drawn Together	15	Fygar Dig Dug	13
Satchel Get Fuzzy	15	Badtz Maru Hello Kitty	7
Yautja Predator	19	Khan Star Trek	11
River Firefly	21	Gort The Day the Earth Stood Still	5
Tassadar Starcraft	19	Sinistar Sinistar	2
Kratos God of War	28	Algren The Last Samurai	8
Magua Last of the Mohicans	21	Cecil Final Fantasy IV	9
The Bride Kill Bill	25	Pit Kid Icarus	8
Aeon Aeon Flux	17	Katchoo Strangers in Paradise	7
Arden Lyn Masters of Teräs Käsi	13	Kim Kim Possible	12
Joanna Perfect Dark	13	Sydney Alias	12
Gordon Half-Life	20	Preston Equilibrium	10
Prof. Chaos South Park	15	Nikki Operation: Mindcrime	10
Doc Ock Spider Man	22	Huey Boondocks	8
Hagrid Harry Potter	18	Sora Kingdom Hearts	12
Jadis The Chronicles of Narnia	17	Santa The North Pole	12
Fin Raziel Willow	24	Anne The Wotch	2
Walker Walker, Texas Ranger	20	Eddie Chain Reaction	8
Black Knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail	27	Grimace McDonald’s Commercials	8
Mr. Bucket Mr. Bucket	11	Heliotrope Pastel Defender Heliotrope	8
JFK US President	23	iPod Dancer iPod Commercials	9
Elvis Elvis Presley	28	Captain EO EPCOT Center	7
Furby Furby	15	Tony Saturday Night Fever	11