Highlights

Badtz Maru out-cutes Ling Ling
Ling-Ling, in his never-ending quest to seek out battle, found himself travelling all the way across the swamplands of Gorgeous Mountain and wound up in Gorgeoustown. After calling out the town's residents in unintelligible pseudo-japanese, and being generally ignored, he shifted into 'battle mode,' only to get punched in the face and knocked out cold by Badtz Maru.

Kim Possible Thwarted in Strange Dystopian Cyber-Future
Kimberly Ann Possible was in the middle of cheerleading practice in Middleton High School when she was sent into the distant future due to a malfunction with some nearby mad scientist's time machine, and found herself in the city of Bregna. Aeon Flux took her sudden appearance as a threat, and immediately opened fire. Kim was able to put on a good show of dodging her attacks for a while, but was eventually exhausted and disoriented, and easy prey for Aeon.

Taki jiggles to victory over Kasumi
(Hee. I just couldn't resist that headline...)

The King closes down Hawaiian Discotheque
While trying to film his latest movie, "Viva Hawaii Girls Rock," Elvis Presley was distracted by the din from a local Discotheque. He entered and asked the people inside if they could turn down the music for a moment. Tony Manero, on the dance floor at the time, told Elvis to get lost. "Don't make me use my stuff on ya," Elvis threatened, but Tony Manero didn't back off, so Elvis kung-fu'd him in the head. Manero demanded, "Hey, watch the hair, would ya?" This infuriated Elvis, who took out some Nunchaku and beat Tony to death with them, and then went back to filming his movie.

Full Results (18 ballots submitted)
Gollum Lord of the Rings	23	Anima Final Fantasy X	11
Medusa Greek Mythology	16	Voldo Soul Calibur	10
Tetsuo Akira	13	Zasz Starcraft	12
Snake Eyes G.I. Joe	16	Rikimaru Tenchu: Stealth Assassins	9
Taki Soul Calibur	17	Kasumi Dead or Alive	5
Raphael Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	15	Miho Sin City	12
Wolverine X-Men	20	Red XIII Final Fantasy VII	9
Big Bad Wolf The Three Little Pigs	20	Bucky Get Fuzzy	12
Bowser Super Mario Bros.	16	Taz Looney Toons	13
Domokun Japan	16	Shuma-Gorath Dr. Strange	9
Jones Johnny Mnemonic	16	Chuck Decap Attack	8
Fruit Fucker Penny Arcade	16	The Prince Katamari Damacy	8
Birdo Super Mario Bros.	19	Ranma Ranma 1/2	8
Flea Chrono Trigger	17	Hedwig Hedwig and the Angry Inch	5
Ozma Marvelous Land of Oz	14	Larson Venus Envy	4
Leia Return of the Jedi	31	Jabba Return of the Jedi	3
Wicket Return of the Jedi	16	Celes Final Fantasy VI	15
Locke Final Fantasy VI	15	Gau Final Fantasy VI	4
Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Carribean	26	Lady Sin El Cazador	5
Westley The Princess Bride	30	Tetra Zelda: The Wind Waker	4
Cervantes Soul Calibur	21	Hook Peter Pan	10
Sméagol Lord of the Rings	18	Fygar Dig Dug	14
Bond James Bond	25	Satchel Get Fuzzy	8
Badtz Maru Hello Kitty	11	Ling Ling Drawn Together	9
River Firefly	19	Yautja Predator	14
Khan Star Trek	25	Sinistar Sinistar	7
Tassadar Starcraft	15	Gort The Day the Earth Stood Still	10
Cecil Final Fantasy IV	13	Algren The Last Samurai	11
Kratos God of War	16	The Bride Kill Bill	13
Magua Last of the Mohicans	19	Pit Kid Icarus	8
Aeon Aeon Flux	18	Kim Kim Possible	8
Joanna Perfect Dark	14	Katchoo Strangers in Paradise	4
Arden Lyn Masters of Teräs Käsi	12	Sydney Alias	7
Gordon Half-Life	17	Prof. Chaos South Park	12
Doc Ock Spider Man	16	Preston Equilibrium	8
Huey Boondocks	13	Nikki Operation: Mindcrime	12
Hagrid Harry Potter	16	Santa The North Pole	13
Sora Kingdom Hearts	14	Fin Raziel Willow	8
Jadis The Chronicles of Narnia	21	Anne The Wotch	5
Walker Walker, Texas Ranger	17	Grimace McDonald’s Commercials	14
Mr. Bucket Mr. Bucket	18	Eddie Chain Reaction	8
Black Knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail	31	Heliotrope Pastel Defender Heliotrope	4
iPod Dancer iPod Commercials	16	Captain EO EPCOT Center	12
JFK US President	30	Furby Furby	4
Elvis Elvis Presley	25	Tony Saturday Night Fever	5