Highlights
Badtz Maru out-cutes Ling Ling
Ling-Ling, in his never-ending quest to seek out battle, found himself travelling all the way across the swamplands of Gorgeous Mountain and wound up in Gorgeoustown. After calling out the town's residents in unintelligible pseudo-japanese, and being generally ignored, he shifted into 'battle mode,' only to get punched in the face and knocked out cold by Badtz Maru.
Kim Possible Thwarted in Strange Dystopian Cyber-Future
Kimberly Ann Possible was in the middle of cheerleading practice in Middleton High School when she was sent into the distant future due to a malfunction with some nearby mad scientist's time machine, and found herself in the city of Bregna. Aeon Flux took her sudden appearance as a threat, and immediately opened fire. Kim was able to put on a good show of dodging her attacks for a while, but was eventually exhausted and disoriented, and easy prey for Aeon.
Taki jiggles to victory over Kasumi
(Hee. I just couldn't resist that headline...)
The King closes down Hawaiian Discotheque
While trying to film his latest movie, "Viva Hawaii Girls Rock," Elvis Presley was distracted by the din from a local Discotheque. He entered and asked the people inside if they could turn down the music for a moment. Tony Manero, on the dance floor at the time, told Elvis to get lost. "Don't make me use my stuff on ya," Elvis threatened, but Tony Manero didn't back off, so Elvis kung-fu'd him in the head. Manero demanded, "Hey, watch the hair, would ya?" This infuriated Elvis, who took out some Nunchaku and beat Tony to death with them, and then went back to filming his movie.