Highlights

Hagrid Handles Magical Creature
Fin Raziel, whilst doing reconnaisance, disguised as a cat, on the Hogwarts grounds, wandered near the hut of the groundskeeper and gamemaster, Rubeus Hagrid. Startled by his large stature, her first instinct was to transform herself to a larger, more dangerous creature, to scare him off, which did not have her intended effect. It seemed no matter which form she picked -- from a manticore, to a hydra, to a chimera, and even in desperation to a blast-ended skrewt -- Hagrid knew exactly how to deal with her and subdue her. Eventually, Fin Raziel was just plain exhausted and crupled to a heap next to Hagrid's hut.

Westley Makes Shocking Revelation: Not Really Left-Handed
The Revenge, ship of the Dread Pirate Roberts (known to some as 'Westley'), was blown off-course into a strange and mystical land, where they encountered the ship of Captain James Hook. The two captains found themselves in a duel, which, at first, Hook seemed to be winning. When it looked like Hook had won, and had backed Westley into a corner, Westley only smiled. Hook demanded to know why he was smiling, to which Westley responded he was not really left-handed, switched his sword to his right hand, and proceeded to out-fence Hook.

When similarly cornered, Hook tried turning the trick back on Westley, claiming that he was not really right-handed. However, he momentarily forgotten that his left hand had been fed to a crocodile, and thus dropped his sword into the sea when trying to switch hands.

Fruit Fucker... umm.. juices... Domokun?
I... uh, yeah. No comment. I got nothin'.

Sane Psychic Faces Off with Insane Psychic
Visions of Humans driven mad haunted Tassadar, a Protoss High Templar, to investigate whether or not this "Reaver" menace was not related to the Zerg infestations that had plagued other Human-populated worlds. His search led him far from home to the planet Persephone, where he detected an unusually strong psychic presence in River Tam, who he found wandering in a local bar.

Attempting direct telepathic communication with River, Tassadar discovered her behavioral modifications and accidentally tripped her kill code. Without any warning, she went totally ape and took out everyone in the bar, including Tassadar, faster than you could say "Fruity Oaty Bar." Her brother, Simon, eventually arrived on the scene to calm her down, but not before Tassadar was a shattered and broken shell of a Protoss.

Full Results (17 ballots submitted)
Gollum Lord of the Rings	21	Voldo Soul Calibur	9
Anima Final Fantasy X	10	Zasz Starcraft	8
Medusa Greek Mythology	19	Tetsuo Akira	7
Kasumi Dead or Alive	13	Rikimaru Tenchu: Stealth Assassins	6
Snake Eyes G.I. Joe	12	Miho Sin City	11
Raphael Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	16	Taki Soul Calibur	9
Wolverine X-Men	21	Bucky Get Fuzzy	10
Red XIII Final Fantasy VII	13	Bowser Super Mario Bros.	9
Taz Looney Toons	17	Big Bad Wolf The Three Little Pigs	14
Jones Johnny Mnemonic	10	Shuma-Gorath Dr. Strange	9
Fruit Fucker Penny Arcade	10	Domokun Japan	9
The Prince Katamari Damacy	12	Chuck Decap Attack	9
Birdo Super Mario Bros.	19	Hedwig Hedwig and the Angry Inch	4
Ranma Ranma 1/2	10	Larson Venus Envy	3
Ozma Marvelous Land of Oz	11	Flea Chrono Trigger	9
Leia Return of the Jedi	23	Celes Final Fantasy VI	7
Jabba Return of the Jedi	23	Locke Final Fantasy VI	8
Wicket Return of the Jedi	20	Gau Final Fantasy VI	11
Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Carribean	25	Tetra Zelda: The Wind Waker	2
Cervantes Soul Calibur	12	Lady Sin El Cazador	6
Westley The Princess Bride	28	Hook Peter Pan	4
Sméagol Lord of the Rings	22	Satchel Get Fuzzy	6
Fygar Dig Dug	17	Badtz Maru Hello Kitty	7
Bond James Bond	26	Ling Ling Drawn Together	4
Yautja Predator	17	Sinistar Sinistar	6
River Firefly	17	Tassadar Starcraft	10
Khan Star Trek	20	Gort The Day the Earth Stood Still	12
The Bride Kill Bill	24	Algren The Last Samurai	6
Pit Kid Icarus	10	Cecil Final Fantasy IV	7
Kratos God of War	13	Magua Last of the Mohicans	11
Aeon Aeon Flux	13	Joanna Perfect Dark	9
Sydney Alias	19	Kim Kim Possible	7
Arden Lyn Masters of Teräs Käsi	10	Katchoo Strangers in Paradise	5
Gordon Half-Life	15	Doc Ock Spider Man	9
Prof. Chaos South Park	18	Huey Boondocks	9
Preston Equilibrium	12	Nikki Operation: Mindcrime	8
Hagrid Harry Potter	14	Fin Raziel Willow	8
Santa The North Pole	19	Anne The Wotch	4
Jadis The Chronicles of Narnia	12	Sora Kingdom Hearts	9
Walker Walker, Texas Ranger	21	Mr. Bucket Mr. Bucket	6
Grimace McDonald’s Commercials	18	Heliotrope Pastel Defender Heliotrope	5
Black Knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail	25	Eddie Chain Reaction	4
iPod Dancer iPod Commercials	18	Furby Furby	7
Captain EO EPCOT Center	12	Tony Saturday Night Fever	10
JFK US President	19	Elvis Elvis Presley	8