Highlights
Hagrid Handles Magical Creature
Fin Raziel, whilst doing reconnaisance, disguised as a cat, on the Hogwarts grounds, wandered near the hut of the groundskeeper and gamemaster, Rubeus Hagrid. Startled by his large stature, her first instinct was to transform herself to a larger, more dangerous creature, to scare him off, which did not have her intended effect. It seemed no matter which form she picked -- from a manticore, to a hydra, to a chimera, and even in desperation to a blast-ended skrewt -- Hagrid knew exactly how to deal with her and subdue her. Eventually, Fin Raziel was just plain exhausted and crupled to a heap next to Hagrid's hut.
Westley Makes Shocking Revelation: Not Really Left-Handed
The Revenge, ship of the Dread Pirate Roberts (known to some as 'Westley'), was blown off-course into a strange and mystical land, where they encountered the ship of Captain James Hook. The two captains found themselves in a duel, which, at first, Hook seemed to be winning. When it looked like Hook had won, and had backed Westley into a corner, Westley only smiled. Hook demanded to know why he was smiling, to which Westley responded he was not really left-handed, switched his sword to his right hand, and proceeded to out-fence Hook.
When similarly cornered, Hook tried turning the trick back on Westley, claiming that he was not really right-handed. However, he momentarily forgotten that his left hand had been fed to a crocodile, and thus dropped his sword into the sea when trying to switch hands.
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Sane Psychic Faces Off with Insane Psychic
Visions of Humans driven mad haunted Tassadar, a Protoss High Templar, to investigate whether or not this "Reaver" menace was not related to the Zerg infestations that had plagued other Human-populated worlds. His search led him far from home to the planet Persephone, where he detected an unusually strong psychic presence in River Tam, who he found wandering in a local bar.
Attempting direct telepathic communication with River, Tassadar discovered her behavioral modifications and accidentally tripped her kill code. Without any warning, she went totally ape and took out everyone in the bar, including Tassadar, faster than you could say "Fruity Oaty Bar." Her brother, Simon, eventually arrived on the scene to calm her down, but not before Tassadar was a shattered and broken shell of a Protoss.