Fight Fest 2k7: Vengeance on Ice

Results for Round of Sixteen

Highlights

Westley Defeats Turtle of Unusual Size
While making a journey through the perilous fire swamp, Westley had a tangle with a large rat, and defeated him. As it turned out, that large rat happened to be Splinter, and his pupil Raphael had witnessed the battle and sworn revenge.

Raphael revealed himself as Westley emerged from the Fire Swamp, and charged, but before he could get within striking range, Westley had already stabbed him through the eye with his sword.

Snake Eyes meets fate aboard Firefly-class Transport Ship
Snake Eyes, who was on a mission to assassinate Alliance fugitive River Tam, had snuck on board in the cargo hold, completely undetected by the rest of the crew. Slinking about the ship, imperceptible to normal senses, his intents betrayed him as River sensed his presence telepathically as they met on one of the catwalks in the cargo hold.

"You don't belong here. This isn't right!" River shouted. Jayne, in the next room, heard the commotion, and before he could make so much as a remark about the crazy girl acting up again, River knocked him out, took Vera, and blew Snake Eyes away.

Black Knight Bests Beast in Cosmo Canyon
Red XIII, on his way to his sacred ancestral home, Cosmo Canyon, via the secret pathway, when he found his way blocked by a Black Knight. Having sworn to defend his homeland, Red XIII sprung into attack, and tore each of his limbs off in turn. Beleiving he had won, he continued along the path, but the Black Knight then taunted him.

"Oh, running away are you? What are you, chicken? Come back and fight!"

As Red XII turned and charged, hoping to make a final killing blow, he slipped on a pool of blood and fell down the canyon.

Gordon Freeman Defeated by Half-Giant
Freeman, who was busy hunting alien life forms in some mountainous region of Scotland, came across some ruins marked with a sign saying "DANGER, DO NOT ENTER, UNSAFE." Beleiving his quarry to be inside the fenced-off area, he disregarded the sign, and soon after his electronic equipment malfunctioned. He found himself somewhat disoriented, and in a forest of sorts, and came across some beasts he had never seen before, and started beating them to death with his crowbar.

This angered the groundskeeper, Hagrid, who -- though Gordon did manage to evade him for a while and smack him about, eventually caught hold of him and ripped him in half.


Full Results (20 ballots submitted)
Wolverine
X-Men
28 Khan
Star Trek
9
Hagrid
Harry Potter
19 Gordon
Half-Life
18
Kratos
God of War
20 The Bride
Kill Bill
12
Westley
The Princess Bride
23 Raphael
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
13
 
River
Firefly
24 Snake Eyes
G.I. Joe
10
Bond
James Bond
19 Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carribean
17
JFK
US President
18 Leia
Return of the Jedi
15
Black Knight
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
20 Red XIII
Final Fantasy VII
17
 
Gollum
Lord of the Rings
23 Aeon
Aeon Flux
14
Sméagol
Lord of the Rings
22 Fruit Fucker
Penny Arcade
15
Medusa
Greek Mythology
25 Jadis
The Chronicles of Narnia
9
Cervantes
Soul Calibur
19 Flea
Chrono Trigger
9