Today is the fifth of May. 5/5, or with the Roman numerals, V/V.

V/V... as in "Va Va," a vocalization which evokes a certain band of vulpine varietists, in previous events, victorious in vetilation over the vendors of vice and vengeance, who vanquished with velocity the vampish vermeil venepuncturists, who vaulted with vivacity over virid volant vigilantes: the Vaudeville Vixens.

It is these same Vaudeville Vixens whose rivals now vie for vindication in two vernal events -- the evenings of the eighth and twenty-second of May. The venue: Veteran's Memorial Coliseum. The vulgus might view these vetilations if first they avail themselves of our virtual vendor.

Va va!