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15 Apr 2010 - Who Is Cathy Cheering For (a handy reference guide)
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In case you were wondering, here is a chart that will predict who I am rooting for in any sporting event (for any sport). To use this, go down the list of conditions in order, and the first team that satisfies a condition that their opponent does not satisfy will, with 99% accuracy, be the team I am rooting for:

  1. The team she plays on or is otherwise officially affiliated with
  2. The team her friend(s) is/are playing on
  3. The 'girl' team in a battle-of-the-sexes-style matchup
  4. The team from Madison
  5. The team from a school she attended (Cedarburg HS or Valparaiso University)
  6. The team from Vermont
  7. The team from anywhere else in Wisconsin
  8. The team I have a fun story about
  9. The team from the US, if the competition is being held as part of the Olympic Games
  10. Any team, if they are playing against the New York Yankees or Dallas Cowboys
  11. The team all the friends she is watching the game with are rooting for, if they are all in agreement
  12. The team from a city/state/country I have visited and liked
  13. The team that is the clear underdog
  14. The team that has the better team colors (specifics gets complicated, but generally purple, pink, blue, and teal will win out)
  15. The team that is losing at the half

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