[Culture / Sports]
15 Apr 2010 - Who Is Cathy Cheering For (a handy reference guide)
In case you were wondering, here is a chart that will predict who I am rooting for in any sporting event (for any sport). To use this, go down the list of conditions in order, and the first team that satisfies a condition that their opponent does not satisfy will, with 99% accuracy, be the team I am rooting for:
- The team she plays on or is otherwise officially affiliated with
- The team her friend(s) is/are playing on
- The 'girl' team in a battle-of-the-sexes-style matchup
- The team from Madison
- The team from a school she attended (Cedarburg HS or Valparaiso University)
- The team from Vermont
- The team from anywhere else in Wisconsin
- The team I have a fun story about
- The team from the US, if the competition is being held as part of the Olympic Games
- Any team, if they are playing against the New York Yankees or Dallas Cowboys
- The team all the friends she is watching the game with are rooting for, if they are all in agreement
- The team from a city/state/country I have visited and liked
- The team that is the clear underdog
- The team that has the better team colors (specifics gets complicated, but generally purple, pink, blue, and teal will win out)
- The team that is losing at the half

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