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OK, so, I was perusing my copy of the 1791 medical textbook "Goode and Acurate phyſiologie of the Human Bodie and its Maladys" (as I often do), and I came across a rather startling fact about Deuteranopia, known colloquially as red-green colorblindess: It is caused by demonic brain worms that live behind your eyes and feed off the specific range of the luminiferous aether that carries green wavelengths of light. As anyone knows, this is the very same area of the brain that regulates your ability to decide not to kick puppies, answer your cell phone in a movie theatre, or make the movie Event Horizon.

As an American, it is my sacred duty to overreact. And so, I have refashioned my blog in a manner that renders it completely undetectable to a deuteranope's eyes. My hope is that this site will become a safe haven for us to discuss what to do about the situation without provoking the ire of the world's deuteranope population and cause them to throw bricks through our windows or put strychnine in our guacamole.