I'd like to introduce to you the newest employee of Tursiops Truncatus Studios who is also the newest resident in my household:

Izanami is a digital powerhouse worthy of her creator goddess namesake. Animated by the very forces of nature itself (no, seriously), she boasts eight processor cores, each one clocked at nearly twice the speed of her predecessor, and enough RAM to hold my college computer's entire hard drive twice over with wiggle room. Her two displays -- one of which can be drawn on as if by magic -- have between them enough pixels that I could give one to every man, woman, and child in Wisconsin and still have enough left over to play StarCraft.

Sorry to have to brag, but something like this just begs to be shown off...